philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you


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shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up


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fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie


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danger:

that paranoid moment when you feel like everyone hates you, and everything you do is wrong. & you’re worthless


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weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch

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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows


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Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom! (July 30)


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cred.